Hey now! Thanks for checking out my page.  I never really know what to put in these bio things.  I guess the most important thing for you to know about me is that I'm always up for long walks on the beach, Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. Check out some random pictures and youtube videos below...

Meet the zebra-donkey hybrid named Pippi Longstockings

A zedonk, an unusual cross between a donkey and a zebra, is attracting attention at the Chestatee Wildlife Preserve in Dahlonega after being born there about a week ago.

The animal, which has a zebra father and donkey mother, has black stripes prominently displayed on her legs and face.



Longest ear hair man...I didn't think was possible but this guy has ear hair that is 2 feet long! Watch him comb it.  This same video has a guy who cuts hair with his teeth!


 

I'm inspired! Now I'm trying to break the record! Is that sexy or what?!




Annoying Orange: Lady Pasta





A man & woman in Essex, England - he's 7 feet tall, she's 6'5" - have been declared the tallest married couple in the world by The Guinness Book of World Records.  That kid on the slide looks about 4 years old and is 5' already!

Lindsay did a shoot for German GQ magazine and they had serious issues with her protruding belly button. 


They simply just pulled her bottom part over the button on this one...You can still see the outie though!




Then they photoshoped this one.  Why is her button about 6 inches above where it is in the previous picture?!




I live and die by this "Ladies if you don't have an innie..then I'm outie!"-Eminem 2010




A South African couple was out sailing near the country's infamous Robben Island when a 40-ton whale breached and crash-landed on their yacht.
I hope they had life jackets on board!
I went on a whale watch a couple of weeks ago and wondered if this ever happened...did you know whales eat 1 million calories a day! That's 8,000 peanut butter cups!



This just makes me want to throw down some cardboard and start break dancin'!

 

The "Jersey Shore" crew was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and they spoofed "Twilight"

 

Fafo! from "America's Got Talent" This guy is my new hero! 





Eminem's new CD "Recovery" comes out Monday!  Check this informercial out for the new album.  It's Vince from the Shamwow and Slap Chop commercials!
 

 


If you're looking for the best moustache in the country, look no further than Concord, CA resident Larry McClure - he has the trophy to prove it.

 McClure traveled to Bend, Ore. earlier this month for the first-ever National Beard and Moustache Championships and was named the winner in the Best Moustache division.

This is from a couple of years back, but it makes me laugh every time I see it.  It's Gilllermo from Jimmy Kimmel spoofing Bourne Ultimatum.